I think in retrospect "face God and walk backwards into hell" has described a lot of the past few years for me. "I don't really know why I was never allowed to do this, but if it was forbidden, it's probably gotta be good, right?"

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I originally wanted to check off everything on this list. Then I found out it's a parody. Dammit.