The hardest part of playing an MMO on an RP server is not accidentally walking in on couples mysteriously sitting very quietly next to each other.

@Dauntless I LITERALLY HAVE A LIST OF THE ERP GUILDS AND THE *WEIRD* ERP GUILDS ON EBON HAWK SO I KNOW WHICH RPERS TO AVOID

@oceangrunge I used to play FFXIV on Balmung and every once in a while something would Take A Turn

like an auction for a guild to afford an airship, selling rare items, and WHOOPS NOW SOMEONE'S PUTTING THEMSELF UP

@Dauntless also for the pre-requisite horror story: my guild used to do paid security jobs for other guilds at parties & social functions. IC security/OOC drama-squashing

one of which was a weekly ERP party

I was /constantly/ posted outside the sex rooms

I eventually livened up the job by hollering encouragement at the patrons

@oceangrunge Okay but imagine this in-character, though

You hear from outside the door you just shut, the guardwoman shouting "YEAH REALLY GIVE IT TO HIM"