CursedConfetti @CursedConfetti@witches.town

@envgen
Best way is to get those coarse kinda crunchy Japanese handtowels that dry fast and use it as a loofa

Particularly if you use a saftey razor that can exfoliate the face

@ElfLord
Genre adjacent, practically in theme

@ElfLord
Shpongle only made sense to me when my brain ran on testosterone

Legit should make a special outta this

In hex time, .DEAD-.EEAD (~21h30-2300) is officially witching hour

@chr

Increasing the introductory length offered for a session (hours instead of half hours, etc) is a good way to autoscreen out bad actors (manbabies put high priority on getting 'their $s worth')

As an extension to that, my intro has gone to being a hour and a half, which ive found out is basically a hexhour.
Now i wanna brand it as a hexhour experience but people are already so lost in terms

Dank tittyskittle ennervation as a band name

@weird_hell
On a macro level yeah basically with how the analogous tissue goes, specially when it gets that dank tittyskittle ennervation

On a smaller scale, no nrly or at least not quite
Like the upper inguinal bits i think are like analogous to.... the fallopian bits or summat

@ThisIsLeeloo
Even among government permitted porn companies within North Korea, its encouraged for financial institutions to deny performers normal means to survive and make their ends meet,

While party members and owners of said companies....

@ThisIsLeeloo
In North Korea, in most municipalities its legal and encouraged for the policeforce to try to deceive sex workers for the purposes of assaulting them and seizing all their assets

Eyes wide open, labia sown shut

@Qwyrdo
Err typo i used to climax from muff penetration pre orchi

Sooo, I rlly don't know how common of an experience that is

@Qwyrdo
I used to climax pre orchi from penetration...

After my orchi the good feels have mostly around erm... latteral friction and hand playfulness in the area where deeper inguinal stuff doesn't rlly do anything but low-key stress me

But that level of muff horniness (yo...English is really lacking in words in this department, i don't even know ahaha) doesn't strike me too often but when it does I can practically spend half a night drooling as I grind against a pillow

I want to put the sheer wild nature of it unfolding in porn but its v solidly in the category of erotica that confuses and angers menfolk

It still comparatively shocks me how nice muffing and muff feels can be

At this point post orchi like muff climaxes are distinct from head/peen climaxes

They have their own sensitivity and reload tables basically, where like after a head climax it'll be too sensitive to play for a bit but muff climaxes are the opposite where that area just gets more and more sensitive after each climax

@DialMforMara
Midding, though def a few notches tacky