Coradeilinae @Coradeilinae@witches.town
I'm just a simple, downhome lesbian trying to make her way to a life of homesteading and homebuilding.
literal inverse homewrecker; part-time chatterbox.
How do I do show more things in mobile?
tired: shaming millennials for not buying diamonds
wired: shaming millennials for buying funko pops
The bonus to brain damage life is you can vomit in bushes whenever, not just when you're drunk
shitwitching: laying out tarot spreads with cards against humanity
I head bonked my wife a little too hard and now I'm concussed. That brain damage life. Save me.
What the fuck does capricious mean fuck you I'm just borderline
Welcome to die; eaf freef
Y'ever think "you know, maybe I deserved it" because, well, I prolly deserved it
I love the taste of estrogen in the morning
I'M GAY
Supercharged station wagons are lesbian culture
⁽ᵒᵛᵒ ⁾ *excited hops*
Just finished gravity falls for the first time in a while. It still holds up
Just saw a man with his headphone cord leading into his fly.
dPod?
jokes aside, here's how to actually learn french Afficher plus
I am dying at the feet of this basic concept. Null pointer exception error I have laid calves at thy steps, drawn blood and burnt offerings pon thy alter. Blessed be thy will. Tell me how to fucking make this Java work you jerk
If I had money, I would build model railroads and cities and stuff.
What, did you pick your gender out from a record store? Everyone knows the only real genders are torrented flacs or free concert cassette tapes
Aesthetic: real vintage. Turn into a dinosaur
Aesthetic: shitposting philosopher. Catch my hands Epicurus, I'm coming atcha you you aggrandising, naming-stuff-your-own-name assbowl