Coradeilinae @Coradeilinae@witches.town
I'm just a simple, downhome lesbian trying to make her way to a life of homesteading and homebuilding.
literal inverse homewrecker; part-time chatterbox.
Y'all ever scrolling when you suddenly catch eye of some really tasteful lesbian porn like "I weren't searching but I'm glad I'm found 2 Chronicles 5:13"
@nergdron honestly the snakes have stopped manifesting in my home, my crops are watered and my well is unblocked. #tea #cleanairclearconscience #hashtag
M'therf'ckr
We finally got a real vacuum... The carpets are so clean... My dust allergy, cleared..... I love..... Thank you Canadian tire.....
it's so extremely fucked up that we charge people to change their names
it's so extremely fucked up that we expect people to just keep the names they were given as children with absolutely no knowledge of who they'd grow up to be
FLAC is the 60 FPS of audio formats.
@nergdron I can show you at least basic marksmanship with light rifles and handguns, and I can teach you hand to hand and light/improv melee combat too. Just saying.
Happy birthday to me, I guess
Bout to nut
PHIL COLLINS DRUMS
👏 where's 👏 my 👏 wife? 👏 I 👏 miss 👏 her 👏
Pun up and dick down y'all, it's happening
Fast women and beautiful cars. First I park the woman, then I fuck the car
@nergdron thank you ❤️❤️ birthdays are hard days, and we can talk about it sometime maybe, but hugs are all that's needed to make me feel a bit better (that and a smoke free home good gosh it's ridiculous)
Birthday season has begun. I've already cried on three of the past four days, and I'm already wracked with unending guilt that my birthday will destroy my family like it always does
@nergdron I hope you know a good (subjective) Denny's
@nergdron take me with you!!!
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
And his shirt, oh his shirt. It smelled like a cotton wool blend, like a detergent bottle that has given a sheep a dirty look
Why do I feel like the "raised by Wolves" thing is racist? As a girl who grew up in the woods and learned to hunt from an owl I get that joke a lot and I always feel set at unease because it