Coradeilinae @Coradeilinae@witches.town
I'm just a simple, downhome lesbian trying to make her way to a life of homesteading and homebuilding.
literal inverse homewrecker; part-time chatterbox.
I should have known better than to trust a white man
Slutty Lite(TM)
Still don't know how to read more on mobile tho
Man I'm deadly needing something to get high on
You can take the ho outta the girl, but you can't take the dick outta the ho!
Chem trails are made up to distract you from planes not being real
Question; would it be
McDome: ba da da da data, one man leaves
Or
ThunderDonald: two men enter, I'm loving it.
Tamp tamp I'm WcLoving that
Every time some white guy says "dark" and "erotic" in a sentence an angel dies of boredom
What the up, mother fuck!
How do I do show more things in mobile?
tired: shaming millennials for not buying diamonds
wired: shaming millennials for buying funko pops
The bonus to brain damage life is you can vomit in bushes whenever, not just when you're drunk
shitwitching: laying out tarot spreads with cards against humanity
I head bonked my wife a little too hard and now I'm concussed. That brain damage life. Save me.
What the fuck does capricious mean fuck you I'm just borderline
Welcome to die; eaf freef
Y'ever think "you know, maybe I deserved it" because, well, I prolly deserved it
I love the taste of estrogen in the morning