suicide mention, rant copy pasted from discord, negative 1/3 Afficher plus
me: I have no time
also me: *spends several hours a day on mastodon*
when you see a cute toot
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@apophis @Concerned_Catgirl @masklayer
Seize the means of production using this one weird old trick...
if east of the jordan river is transjordan then west of the jordan river is cisjordan
Gender is a job that doesn't pay you, and that you didn't apply for.
@Concerned_Catgirl @masklayer FREE SOCIALIZATION OF THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!!!!! Click here >>>
I have to make a tutorial for how to filter spam but I don't want to use an actual phishing scam so I'm sending myself some bullshit
inb4 I get my own account frozen
personally I don't think there'll ever be a corruption better than this shown on vinesauce, I don't think you could ask for a more perfect corruption of the title of a game
Dreamed I ended up turning my sister's six daughters into vixen wizards by using my fox magic to assist with a difficult childbirth.
Ended up having to teach them useful things like “An intelligent young fox will avoid the winter queen until she's old enough to have earned some of her overconfidence. Even humans know she's trouble. That's why your mother and father will say, when someone has gone mad or is being pointlessly quarrelsome, ‘He's been drafted into Queen Mab's army.’”
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