Q: "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"
A: "None. It's a hardware problem."
a bit calmer now, feel less ill
think its gonna be up and down today
my morning: convinced someone that bitcoins were literally mined
"that's why it's called the deep web! they're all 50ft underground!"
got that anxiety sicky feeling again, heart is beating pretty fast and hard
Working in corporate vs working in small business
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOW IT MUST BE OS HGILARIOUS TURNING ME INTO A FUCKING JOKE
AAAAAAND PEOPLE TUANTING ME AGAIN
Dawn aka /her/ aka abusive friend Afficher plus
RT @metrikoni@twitter.com: Legoland is a harsh place.
https://twitter.com/metrikoni/status/974185025985015809
IT HAPPENED AGAIN I GOT CONFUSED AND THOUGHT IT WAS LUNCH FUCK THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE FORN OT HAVING IT AT A TIME THAT MAKES UFCKING SENSE >:(
THIS NOTEBOOK KILLS FASCISTS
THIS THEREMIN KILLS FASCISTS
THIS EGG KILLS FASCISTS
Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called He-Man Ice. It's made from mango chutney and Kibbles 'n Bits.
Dispear mortalz for I is reborn !! 🐙🦑
The world is the exact same except theres a race of "magicians" whom are all fake but no one knows, and every time one of them is asked to do magic they panic because each individual magician thinks they're the only fake
#writingprompts #writing
@Concerned_Catgirl
Pictured: An actual pig, happy because it has just pooped in the back of a cop car.