them: bonjour
me: uhh *panics* NEUF VERT AU REVOIR uhh BAGUETTE
@luluberlu @Concerned_Catgirl learn one word in every language; but the right one
@Concerned_Catgirl if it makes you feel better my *entire* knowledge of French comes from comic books and jeux des roles so I know useful phrases like “morts-vivant” or “un haine ancestral entre les nains et les gobelins”
which I’m sure to use if I ever visit my family in Paris.
@Concerned_Catgirl haha I just say "d'accord" for everything, seems to work