It makes it hard to open my mouth i fuckining hate it
My girlfriend "Please eat this weird sticky paste what makes your mouth feel weird and tastes like scotch tape, it's good"
PEANUT BUTTER FUCKING SUCKS LOG OFF
have you seen these girlfriends https://mastodon.social/media/Nqe64yDM82Q_13K4Lek
mint is great and ill eat it by the truckload try and stop me
Im the funniest and best internet jokester, The hottest and best idol
@Caramelqp I'd like to point out my girlfriend, who is sitting 3 feet behind me, sent me a picture of herself just to make a wrestling joke
@Blitzfrau FUK U I WILL DO IT AGAIN WOO WOO WOO
That last joke was good fuck you
@Blitzfrau
We Look nothing alike dear
@Blitzfrau but thank you babe i am adorable
@Blitzfrau my girlfriend wont stop calling me various machines.
if i press my wifes fidget spinner to my nose ring, it sounds like tiny bells
thought about more ideas for my main vn. it will never be done but hot dang do i keep expanding it so much each time 👹
Im perfect and wonderful
Ripping my clothing off at max speed and diving into a computer chair, my eyes sunken, my hair matted, lights darkened and the only light comming from the computer screen. I sparkle, unyielding.
Aww heck yes i made the site all cute. Good, perfect.
@BadWrongFun wholesome content
@pawnshopheart holy snot