Carly Rae Jep-stan @CaptainACAB@witches.town
Your Problematic Boyfriend
yoshi 👏 is 👏 a 👏 horse
i can't wait for it to come out that cw's are @sireebob's fetish
it's 10 o'clock,
do you know where your lewds are??
hey yall is a squid sex demon, Afficher plus
tiny brain: globe Earth
normal brain: flat Earth
GALAXY BRAIN: flat Sun
interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: doxxed by a libertarian and/or labeled a domestic terrorist
If I ever get #knuckletats they will be SONI CAND
what's up with spoon theory, other people get more than just one spoon? fuckin bullshit
im thankful for the antifa supersoldiers
the mountain goats are coming to toronto in april and i've been waiting over five years for this i'm gonna cum i s2g
lord help me im back on my bullshit https://witches.town/media/TMLk8hfJe6TEj57hm8E https://witches.town/media/GbqKgUTfOBN-BNegkd0
a good friend of mine started watching hannibal and i get to bring out all my good shitposts from like four years ago
#introductions since we're splitting into two accounts!
im cas and i use they/them but she/her doesn't bother me! ummm i dunno im really into learning languages! especially korean but also spanish. and hopefully russian and/or ukrainian in the future !
im a system host which means i (mostly) own our body. but @cleanxe is equally as valid and i love my bro~ so!
system stuff is confusing and if you're wondering if you're using the right terms for stuff- we don't care! theres no right/wrong way! ✨
erp open cast: you're a big, strong, intimidating police officer and i've just abolished you
crowdsource my dick
i'd kill his mockingbird if you know what i mean
i would jump gregory peck's bones just saying