Carly Rae Jep-stan @CaptainACAB@witches.town
Your Problematic Boyfriend
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femdominic
listen i know you might feel like you have accomplishments in your life but i'm followed by the mother fuckin power rangers on twitter so you can't step to this https://witches.town/media/3q_yYmUIEAe5oGRG5Dg
my friends think i play animal crossing too much and they say someone should take it away from me. so tomorrow I'm giving them my game cartridge. I'm turning over a New Leaf
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we should start calling every generation going forward millenials as well to really throw things for a loop
me to me about me:: hey,, is this guy bothering you??
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if sucking at something is the first step to being good at something i'm well on the way to becoming good at everything
shitpost, sex Afficher plus
starting my father's only instance
family.court
🎶 i can still hear you saying
you will forever lose your chains🎶
fleetwood marx
i've been like thirty seconds away from an anxiety attack for like four hours ama
the left gotta cop some of those boston dynamics robots for the real antifa supersoldier
oh fu ck yeah i m into bdsm Afficher plus
Please stop tossing pennies into the well. The spirit of the well doesn't need pennies to grant your wishes. The spirit needs a ladder. It wants to crawl out of the well, dripping with goodwill, grinning with wet teeth, ready to assist young lovers and lonely widows with its wish-granting, moist fingertips.
No more pennies. Can't eat any more pennies. Only ladder. A ladder in the dark.
every account is my horny account, i'm going to jail for like six different counts of horny on main
wait i could just be that girl 🤔 🤔 🤔