i need me a girl with a short skirt and a loo
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ong history of personality issues
gang stalk me fbi daddy
Y'ALL EVER THINK ABOUT "ANIMAL" FROM MUPPETS
WHY IS IT JUST A SCARIER VERSION OF ELMO
AN ELMO THAT GOT WILD AND DANGEROUS
A POWER ELMO
🅱️ℹ️🆖 ℹ️✝️
love too plan on goimg to bed early and spending three hours looking at nothing on line
i wish it was easier to find old tweets on this site, i keep wanting to find things i've posted but i don't want to skim through 1000+ things
i would have joined mastodon WAY SOONER if somebody told me it was twitter but every 20th tweet was about the mountain goats
what was your first Mountain Goats album
if i had any energy, skills, knowledge, or motivation i would start mountain.goats
if you fuck with the mountain goats then i fuck with you, what up new friends
this isn't even true lol
i guess what i'm getting at is yall wild, keep it up
how are people poly i've got like ten friends and if three message me at once it feels like the world is ending
the only good prog band was jethro tull
broke: catching every notification
woke: missing replies because everything happens so much
Watching basketball with my gf...
Me: *invested in game*
Gf: why is there a furry running around hugging people?
Me: babe, that's the mascot.
tired: listening to other songs
wired: gowan's a criminal mind on loop forever
i have or think about anything slightly good happening to me: "AAAAHHHHHHHH"