Carly Rae Jep-stan @CaptainACAB@witches.town
Your Problematic Boyfriend
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A woman can be a daddy and a boy can be my wife it's 2017 baby
@coldwarwho heya cas! how are you today kiddo? love yaaaa :heart:
getting out of bed is reactionary
LOOK AT MAO SHES SO CUTE IM SOBBING THERE ARE TEARS OH MY HHFOD
https://soc.ialis.me/media/QhOffzrWli0nQPsEM1E
he scream at own ass
Tired: horny on main
Wired: making your main account your horny account
logged off: I'm not online
logged on: I'm lurking
online: posting content
Very Online: Posting GOOD content
EXTREMLY ONLINE: Shitposting
this is called Character Development and it is the mark of a good story
i used to hate furries back in like high school but now i think they're cool as hell
crazy how before tv was invented people in their free time just had to like stare at the wall as was the law
somebody was posting about christmas already and i straight up blocked them
ajit pai retire bitch
who the fuck is scraeming "WEAR MITTS" at my house. show yourself, coward
the best part about being canadian is friggin numb ass fingers when you're out for a dart
this is the greatest website ever made and i love the people on it