Carly Rae Jep-stan @CaptainACAB@witches.town
Your Problematic Boyfriend
imagine i posted this twelve hours ago Afficher plus
hey baby are you libertarianism, because you're fuckin childish
Boost this toot if ur a real gay animal
SWEENEY TODD.....Bernie Sanders
MRS LOVETT..........Jane Sanders
ANTHONY...............Jared Kushner
JOHANNA...............Ivanka Trump
JUDGE TURPIN.......Donald Trump
THE BEADLE...........Steve Bannon
BEGGAR WOMAN...Hillary Clinton
TOBY........................Barron Trump
the government is so committed to the idea that a better world isn't possible that even with new technologies,, they intentionally replicate the failures of the past
if i could fall
into the sky
do you think time
would pass me by
cuz you know i'd walk five hundred miles
and i would walk five hundred more
just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door
not a joke here, i'm thinking about dying my hair red again
my tweets: jay-z's verse from monster
my mutuals' tweets: every other verse from monster
you, foolish, unwise: *does things*
me, clever, intellectual: *never does anything at all*
broke: being woke
woke: being broke
me to me: delet this
is stealing the premium episodes of chapo
,,,siezing the memes of pod-uction? 🤔 🤔 🤔
i am simultaneously always and never horny,,, call it schrödinger's cocks
mature content Afficher plus
living delìrivm còrdia for free speech
going under surgery without anesthesia to trigger the libs
i humbly put forward that we refer to abandoning your persona and starting a new internet identity:::
going into twitness protection
big if true
there are scattered reports coming in from the field stating that i have a dick
i'm gonna lean towards the idea that "i'm making bad decisions but no one wants to tell me"