Carly Rae Jep-stan @CaptainACAB@witches.town
Your Problematic Boyfriend
hits 100 followers and instantly becomes problematic
i was always told growing up that i should get into IT because i was decent with computers, and in high school i used to take old ones apart and try to cobble them together into new ones
it taught me the most important lesson of all::: i actually hate dealing with computers lmao
mum: if you're gay it's alright, it won't change a thing
14 year old me: lol im not gay haha
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19 year old me: WAIT WHOOPS I'M GAY AS HELL LMAO
coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine,, thanks,,, how are the kjds?? is barbara still as feisty as ever??
whenever my cat starts staring intensely at the wall or ceiling i am instantly ready to smash a bug, but 9/10 times she's just staring at ghosts or some shit
if you don't fuck with kate bush i don't fuck with you
hey baby are you capitalism because i'd like to destroy you
they call me sleepy boi
a back and forth that happens with me and my discord constantly is like
me: i plead the fifth
them: but you're canadian?
me: IT'S THE PRINCIPLE
@sireebob how's train life treating you?
i love when straight boys think they like me. like honey im a transgender communist, you're not tall enough for this ride
me when people tell me to log off, https://t.co/pPLb1vhURT
i feel like life would be easier if everyone would accept the fact that they're going to be wrong about things
you, stupid, idiotic: i respect woman and stand by them in the fight against sexual assault
me, smart, genius: lol, NOT IT
i love trains nonsexually but i completely respect anyone who wants to fuck them
all automated accounts are bottoms, that's just how it is, i don't make the rules
i'm literally weeping right now. this hellworld didn't deserve gord downie.
this was the first thing i saw waking up, i'm going back to bed forever 😢 😢 😢