Carly Rae Jep-stan @CaptainACAB@witches.town
Your Problematic Boyfriend
i've been like thirty seconds away from an anxiety attack for like four hours ama
the left gotta cop some of those boston dynamics robots for the real antifa supersoldier
oh fu ck yeah i m into bdsm Afficher plus
Please stop tossing pennies into the well. The spirit of the well doesn't need pennies to grant your wishes. The spirit needs a ladder. It wants to crawl out of the well, dripping with goodwill, grinning with wet teeth, ready to assist young lovers and lonely widows with its wish-granting, moist fingertips.
No more pennies. Can't eat any more pennies. Only ladder. A ladder in the dark.
@Sylvhem good girl 👌 😉
every account is my horny account, i'm going to jail for like six different counts of horny on main
@Sylvhem it's really just a formality, it all ends up on the floor anyway
wait i could just be that girl 🤔 🤔 🤔
i need me a girl with a short skirt and a loo
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gang stalk me fbi daddy
@coldwarwho 2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs
@coldwarwho math. not even once.
Y'ALL EVER THINK ABOUT "ANIMAL" FROM MUPPETS
WHY IS IT JUST A SCARIER VERSION OF ELMO
AN ELMO THAT GOT WILD AND DANGEROUS
A POWER ELMO
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@agaric "i finished but i did a terrible job" is how i describe my sex life
love too plan on goimg to bed early and spending three hours looking at nothing on line
i wish it was easier to find old tweets on this site, i keep wanting to find things i've posted but i don't want to skim through 1000+ things
i would have joined mastodon WAY SOONER if somebody told me it was twitter but every 20th tweet was about the mountain goats
@agaric in six hours: thinking about what kissing my paper would be like
@HTHR idk where you're at or anything but i'd recommend bucketlisting a trip for one someday