Carly Rae Jep-stan @CaptainACAB@witches.town
Your Problematic Boyfriend
the best part about being canadian is friggin numb ass fingers when you're out for a dart
@sireebob seriously watch arrested development pls
@sireebob *bites knuckle while thinking about those sweet, sweet cutoffs*
this is the greatest website ever made and i love the people on it
@sireebob download the entire internet
@sireebob
Food $200
Data $8000
Rent $800
Candles $200
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
@sireebob 1000 gigs of data??????
@sireebob do it coward
@sireebob buyitbuyitbuyit
my dms are worth sliding into tbh
https://witches.town/media/PCMME5xjAUiNQD9AeK8
bird site: 280 characters
mastodon, an intellectual: 500 characters but everyone only seems to post "im gay"
my favourite bird is the mountain chickadee because it's a tiny ball of fluff that looks like it's mad as hell all the time
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@coldwarwho i love your phone case and your glasses and your outfit and you
i feel like it's my civic duty to stare down every cop i see