Carly Rae Jep-stan @CaptainACAB@witches.town
Your Problematic Boyfriend
@sireebob goodnight sleep tight don't let the crushing weight of the world bite
cute queer friends pls rt
@DarckCrystale thamk u for you're service
@DarckCrystale because i'm undoubtedly missing Quality Content
@DarckCrystale you keep liking all my things and i never checked out your profile and now i feel bad
"who's dick do I gotta suck around here to suck some dick"
also i actually like the people here
everything i post there goes totally ignored, where here i post like "my butt makes farty gas" and get a few likes and boosts
i'm wondering why i spend so much time on twitter over mastodon
*extremely john darnielle voice*: i am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
chainsmoking while staring off into the middle distance is self care
These conservative, white men love capitalism right up until marginalized women use it to their advantage
It is of 0 coincidence at all that the escalation of criminalization of sex work -- most recently under the guise of 'a war on trafficking ~" has been paralleled by an escalation of asset forfeiture by local police departments
me: i want support
someone: supports me
me: what the fuc
@agaric holy shit i want this
new shirt!
my back hurts so much someone help
fallout new vegas mod that changes it so the ncr only listens to straight outta compton