@Canageek @BadWrongFun

My gender is UW and my sexuality is RU splashing G for Goyf

@DialMforMara @BadWrongFun Lets see, red passion, experimentation, flashy. Blue, secrecy and stealth. Green natural, powerful.

As your lover, I can confirm this is accurate, and please don't bring a Goyf into the bedroom.

@Canageek @BadWrongFun The goyf is symbolic. It means I'll get more powerful as I learn more about my own nature.

@DialMforMara @BadWrongFun I possibly should have blue in there, white also gets learning as primary in lore, even if it doesn't get card draw. Or it was back in older lore, anyway.

@Canageek @BadWrongFun Probably also white for "good at aftercare"

@DialMforMara @BadWrongFun *Taps self to prevent one damage to Mara*

@Canageek @BadWrongFun @DialMforMara
<bad tapping pun goes here>

Gender: uncolored deck, splash WG
Sexuality: WBR with lots of every-color-producing lands and copycat/stealing mechanics
Romance: three Pyxis Of Pandemonium, a Knowledge pool, a blue-eyes white dragon and some psychic energy, kept in a plastic bag with a rubber band around the outside

@Pyrite Admitedly it was 100% a shit poost I didn't think through and I didn't know the colors really meant much of anything. Because my MTG experience was like basically a month of playing with Devouring Skies and some Spirit deck I cobbled together against some other casual players and getting clobbered by a tournament player friend who'd do combos to summon summon infinite cats or create hydras with infinite attack and such.

@BadWrongFun Oh yeah, each colour has a philosophy.

From the MtG wiki:

White {W}: Peace, law, structured, selflessness, equality
Blue {U}: Knowledge, deceit, cautious, deliberate, perfecting
Black {B}: Power, self-interest, death, sacrifice, uninhibited
Red {R}: Freedom, emotion, active, impulsive, destructive
Green {G}: Nature, wildlife, connected, spiritual, tradition

So I figured: White wants to have rules and follow them, so submissive. But also tradition, so hetero stuff, vanilla kinks like cheerleaders and cowgirls, stuff like that. Plus vanilla sex.

Blue likes learning things, and being sneaky. People who are still exploring their sexuality. However, they are also famous for locking creatures up, without removing them from play, so I figure rope-play is blue.

Black: That is the dark side of sexuality. Both the actual bad stuff, and stuff that uses dark stuff for pleasure, like S&M.

Red: Anything where passion of the moment is triumphant here. Also, given that it is the flashiest colour, I figure exhibitionism.

Green: Nature and such are here, this one is the hardest for me. I figure that sex for procreation and kinks related to that fall here. Plus possibly things that play with natural urges like large breasts?

None of them are good or evil, though it would be much more rare to have a good mono-black character then a good Green or White character. (To be fair, it is super common to have evil mono-white characters, there was an entire faction of them in Fallen Empires.)

(Hope I'm not twisting your ear off)

@KawaSeadrake @green @BadWrongFun

My gender would probably be Blue, splash Red (aiming for Red/Blue, dunno if I can get there). Alternatively, it could be parsed as Green/colorless since 'both, and more' is a perfectly valid option in the natural world. ;P