Would anyone among my followers want to hear some fun nuggets to break #dnd 3rd Edition? I'm not gonna do the boring infinite power stuff, just some really silly things that happen to be rules legal (which may need an arbitrarily high amount of first level commoners).
@MeimuHakurei Does this have something to do with Chicken Infested?
@MeimuHakurei Tell me, I wanna hear it.
@BadWrongFun Anyone can ready an action that fires off immediately once the condition is fulfilled (example: attack someone in melee stepping into your range, firing an arrow at someone casting a spell...). Line up a couple hundred commoners to ready an action that they give an item to the next person in line when holding one (a standard action). After giving the first one, say, one of the chickens, it will be at the end of the line within six second, basically enabling nonmagical teleportation.
@MeimuHakurei Isn't there also a weaponized version of this? The "Peasant Railgun"?
@BadWrongFun Problem is that the momentum does not confer any bonus to the javelin thrown in any way. Have each one of them do Aid Another to give a cumulative +2 to the attack roll each (they do have to hit AC 10, but that shouldn't be too hard) to have a peasant cluster sniper turret.
@MeimuHakurei @BadWrongFun Let me beat this:
It is possible to throw someone you have grappled, but this is actually rules independant from what they are holding, so assuming throwing the minimum distance (1.5m), you can use the readied action trick to have a huge trail of peasants (54000) and throw each other up and reach outer space.
@BadWrongFun Just scratching the surface there.