So I fucking love this song. Though part of the reason is because it like it's the perfect summation of certain in denail "straight" dudes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhqqXGH2VQ

We lay on the bed there
Kissing just for practice
Could we please be objective?
'Cause the other boys are queuing up behind us
A hand over my mouth
A hand over the window
Well, if I remain passive and you just want to cuddle
Then we should be ok, and we won't get in a muddle
Cause we're seeing other people
At least that's what we say we are doing