@BadWrongFun I swear you posted this already

@BadWrongFun feeling confidence in yourself is Satanic, our kind and loving Lord knows that true happiness is found in smothering yourself with guilt and abasing yourself before God like a bug begging not to be crushed

@BadWrongFun canonically, Satan left heaven to create a proper afterlife in his image - was he really just upset at those super conservative and contradictory trash up in heaven and wanted to do better?

@BadWrongFun Oh gosh, what a nice guy. Having a more experienced, platonic friend who can be supportive like that is so helpful.