Comrade Angles @Angle@witches.town

Go to the center of any village these days and you'll find makeshift campsites ringing the square, filled to overflow with nose imps.

These playful creatures, once a regular sight in the cavernous nostrils of our forefathers, are now more frequently seen huddling under broken crockery, never having seen the inside of a nose, suffering from the elements.

The reason: Millennials. Too good to share their noses. "Oh, the itching... the conversation!" they say. "And don't they lead to brain damage?"

A soft generation with pinched noses that whistle... a whistle of selfishness.

Lady robots, boost if you agree.

"Hummingbirds drink nectar using tongues that are so long that, when retracted, they coil up inside the birds’ heads, around their skulls and eyes."

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/11/hummingbird-tongues/546992/

https://mastodon.social/media/jCq732UGGtHYf9669Kw

Everything even remotely resembling a good religious practice has a doctrine along the lines of:

"And sooner or later, some literal-minded schmuck or power-hungry twerp will try to pervert my teachings for their own purposes. Ignore them completely. I know in advance most of you will not, and I'm so sorry for what will happen to you."

Postfurry is not a religion and has no founder, but it still has that doctrine. It is not to be used as a vessel for anything but joy and passion. But it will.

Mastodon doesn't use smart algorithms to fill my feed with 'interesting content' and yet I find more interesting things here than on twitter.

Note to twitter: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

your fursona can be anything, so why not
owlbears https://witches.town/media/KX9r_vwe6TWLFeqvjSw

Right wingers: you can't just call Trump a fascist because you don't like him
Trump: *Retweets videos from an actual recognized paramilitary fascist group in the UK possibly connected to terrorist activity*

so i was reading about identity theft and like, why the fuck should any of this be our problem? if someone opens a line of credit under my name, it is the fault of the creditor for failing to verify the request is legitimate. The onus should obviously be on the creditor to prove that any debt is legitimate before any consequences hit the debtor.

I miss tipsy

https://twitter.com/shrinkthinks/status/935665955467923457

<<Rule of thumb: assume every stranger you encounter has an invisible disability, a private inconsolable grief, or are in the midst of an undetectable crisis.

Offer each other moments of respite and grace.

Don’t allow projective envy to fool you into thinking you are the only or the most vulnerable person you will encounter in your day.

I listen to people’s sorrows and secrets every day - and every one is broken - especially the people you imagine are not.>>

Folks. Please don’t use baiting language to get people to boost something abt current events ect

‘Stop ignoring this thing’
‘if you care about people boost this’ ect

It really stresses some of us out, not seen it much here but it’s a real problem on tumblr and one of the reasons the site is so stressful for me

Looks like it's "uh-oh spaghettios" for Apple right now.