Aguarès @Ambraven@witches.town

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Oh, merci.

It’s the small things that make software / products delightful

If they're getting valuable enough stuff from you, at least the organized crime folks have an incentive to issue regular updates to keep the appliance working after the manufacturer discontinues support.
https://xkcd.com/1966/

Pour mon anniversaire, je veux le top du best, et vous ?

Choses moins importantes pour la presse que la poule d’Emmanuel Macron :
— la grève générale à Mayotte ;
— le mouvement social dans les universités.

Up until the 20's in America, things were actually very disgusting. The streets were piled with trash. Pigs would roam the streets, seen as a misguided solution to the problem of sanitation (ultimately, making the problem worse, with their carcasses and poo all over the streets). Horse shit was /everywhere/. The smell was horrendous.

And I'm told we live in "late stage capitalism" and "it can't get worse."

How unimaginative.

Why do "open standards" from ISO cost so much fucking money

that isn't open, that's gatekeeping

ISO is an international body, make the members foot the bill

"Requesting permission for an excursion," the astronaut said.
"Reason to leave the space station?"
"I want to dance."
"Hold on... Granted."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

Twitter

when a slight change in behavior makes you think they don't like you anymore and you know you're overreacting but you can't stop overreacting and you need reassurance every 5 minutes but you know ur annoying af and you fight urself in ur head asking why am i like this

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Je réalise à l'instant que dans @luluberlu il y a "lube" 😱