#1: every european speaks common, most also speak elvish
#2: no-one is allowed to come out of their homes when eurovision is on. police sweep the streets to ensure everyone watches the famous song contest!
#4: the number 3 doesn't exist in european
#5: all their roads lead to rome. convenient!
#6: football is called soccer there. soccer is called kicky sphere. weird right?
#7: milk comes in beautifully etched glass pyramids
#8: einstein lived ther