One of my cats has been tearing up my thighs lately while jumping onto and off of my lap and I took a shower and it was A G O N Y

@AlexandriaYandere on the bright side, now you're a werecat

a lot of people here would pay a lot of money for that

@alyx After several years working at a cat shelter, I should be a werecat several times over already!

@AlexandriaYandere ohhh, you're one of those lycanthropy chasers. cool!

@alyx Well I prefer to be known as a volunteer to help cats in need but I suppose that works too. :P I'd rather be a weresnake though, if possible.