Adrienne @AdrienHoodie@witches.town

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a techno track where the low end is samples of someone saying “jorts and oats and jorts and oats” over and over again and the rest is processed samples from steamed hams #panderingtothemillenials

Jackass but it's fantasy creatures so the stunts are like
"This stunt is "Law abiding citizen""
*orc walks into a store, buys something, walks out without incident*
*group waiting outside laughing uproariously at this*

Me lookin at my keyboard after the Oreo update https://slime.global/media/v_JVH4boc6WVMSty3wg

Might piss some folks here but truth :

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so, straight boys

you gotta admit:

having a cock is pretty damn gay

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baby bird update: food IS for sitting

"According to the Suda, Sappho was married to Kerkylas of Andros. However, the name appears to have been invented by a comic poet: the name "Kerkylas" comes from the word "κέρκος" (kerkos), a possible meaning of which is "penis", and is not otherwise attested as a name, while "Andros", as well as being the name of a Greek island, is a form of the Greek word "ἀνήρ" (aner), which means man. Thus, the name may be a joke name, and as such could be rendered as "Dick Allcock from the Isle of Man"."

May be a joke name
"may"

every goddamn sci fi story that is set in a future where you can download yourself into arbitrary bodies completely fuCKing misses the point by having everyone waltzing around in vanilla ass human bodies

fam

FAM

I'm watching inspector gadget 2, so far, the movies contains :

-very bad acting
-comic sans
-slime
- claws that are supposed to look menacing but that are very visibly made of cheap plastic

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COMRADES, don't TRUST anyONE who woulDN'T kiss BOWSER

"Fuck along now please"

a future in which everybody feels the need to know everybody else's pronouns is only marginally better than a future in which everybody assumes that they already do imo, and i would much rather have a future where pronouns aren't required at all, or aren't taken to be a signifier of some innate yet poorly-defined quality of a person

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jatman (jean batman)

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