Adrienne @AdrienHoodie@witches.town

"I saw you walk, why do you use a wheelchair?"
"You know math, why do you use Excel?"
"If I didn't, it would take all day. Oh. Okay. Sorry."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

Marre je peux pas lire hyrule sans penser pierre qu'hyrule n'amasse pas mousse

With InspiroBot™, who needs friends?

RT @zboah@twitter.com:

cryptocurrency

This somehow rotated through to me on birdsite and uh... how is this a surprise to anyone?
https://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/107164298477/i-think-my-biggest-huh-moment-with-respect-to

"your typical geek is as hypermasculine as your typical jock" or some shit as a "huh" moment.

If the unicode consortium has such high standards that I can't have a blushing cat emoji then why does the new "Smiling Face With 3 Hearts" have four hearts on it https://kitty.town/media/EKnf4Vve-TeKGfKhg-E

boost to pet
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https://witches.town/media/1j_6xbSiVjlE1yMg-70

gender questioning

Source: https://twitter.com/jameybash/status/959917668030713856

https://witches.town/media/eEty-KRktJfyIFYwLeU

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Q: Who's going to win the Super Bowl??

A: Corporations.

Today's D&D session involved group-brainstorming a bunch of backstory. This is Ildrex. He is a shy, bookish dragonborn who used to meet up with my kobold thief Saranté and (a) go shoplifting and (b) place in slam poetry contests together.
https://dragon.style/media/jilnIeStH8bCXgsE-dk

Oh u know https://slime.global/media/ei2bI6n73o6OJRd9KWw

Day 21 - HELLO WELCOME WELCOME!

Finally gave some color to my nevrean boy, Kyllian! He's a tailor/seller at Goldring, alongside his partner Sapphira and his boss, Claire.

#anthroart #artist #anthro #daily #dailydoodle #digitalart #drawing #furryart #furry #nevrean #nevreans #vilous

https://chitter.xyz/media/gWIQVA43yayYfLWvRvQ

all these fools watching the "super bowl", while I'm enjoying some real art

I know right? https://mstdn.io/media/qy6OCMe2dNypPJfsQdA

via our friend, @willrad

PERIODIC REMINDER THAT THE RED HAT LOGO IS ACTUALLY A T-REX PUNCHING A TRICERATOPS

https://mobile.twitter.com/willrad/status/607737190735618049 https://witches.town/media/dMSLMS4B-4J9LVzZsiA

https://witches.town/media/qRW65JqNHw5gISA18w8