Adrienne @AdrienHoodie@witches.town

Sometimes I hear an obscure bit of trivia about an animal species and decide I want to make a whole new character based on that.

”Wolves are better than dogs at counting.” Bam! Wolf accountant.

college IS:
waking up at 5:30
to write an essay i don't want to write
for a class i don't want to take

https://octodon.social/media/oEBUdmu2FjwwWwBMhDo

if anyone is around North St in brighton keep a look out for my missing sunglasses. you'll know theyre mine because if you try to put them on, you'll immediately collapse due to my incredibly fuckegg prescription

Thank gosh my gender is only half counterfeit

Turns out that Alexa is a witch https://witches.town/media/_QGFJ69nPZi27Y5fY94

Large, fluffy tails.
Advantages:
* Huggable
* Pretty
* Have blanket wherever you go
Disadvantages:
* Showers take twice as long (possibly an advantage, needs more testing)
* Unwanted attention?
Conclusion:

YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN. I PLAN TO BE HORNY ON MAIN.
https://tshirtsbot.com/product/yes-i-do-have-a-retirement-plan-i-plan-to-be-horny-on-main/

This is such a cool idea. An entire digital magazine you can only read when disconnected from the internet:

https://thedisconnect.co/one/

don't underestimate the power of gay furry communists...

Je viens de voir une cage à oiseau dans Animal Crossing, je suis un peu perturbé

@codl just hear me out; feathers

Awww

<3

;-;

We need more bird accounts. Boost if you agree

Bb

fuck capitalism

If any trans person within a days drive of Seattle (I can also go further with some planning) needs a friend to help /come along with for name change, ID/social security stuff, doctors appointments(I used to do DIY HRT so I know almost as much as some doctors about HRT regimens), clothes shopping, etc. feel free to hit me up

Does your OSS projects mascot page have an “other dragons” section? Yeah I didn’t think so.
https://icosahedron.website/media/fs5wI9A-NURFnJukC2w