Adrienne @AdrienHoodie@witches.town

American kids watching Cartoon Network were greeted by T.O.M., a chill, wisecracking, and sage-like robot spacefarer voiced by Steve Blum, as he broadcasted cartoons across the galaxy with his ship's a.i. SARA.

Canadian kids watching YTV were greeted with PJ "Phresh" Phil and his pet Silent Hill Monster Snit W͎̣̼̮H̹̖͚̞O̝̞̲͉͇̝͞ ̣͉̞̙̲͚ͅW̹̜̭I̴̟Ḽ̩̫̹̠̖Lͅ ̶F͓͖̟̰͈̤͙O̡̬̪̩̤̳RE͏R̫̤̘̞̖V̵͓͔ͅE̥̠̫͇͉̤̱R̶̩̥̤ ̸̪͓͚͙H҉̱̱̥A̶̙̮U͚̥̬͈̪͡N͏̺T̜̮ T̸H҉̲̖͚̘E̪̬̫ͅỊ̢͙̲̜͖͖R̥̝̯̕ ̣͡D̮̮͕̪̖͡R̠̮̻E͕͕̞A͏͉̭M͚͖̜͖̳̦͘ͅS̘̻͉

look

driving test:
you have to chase your mischievous uncle, who has stolen your motorbike, through downtown san francisco at 70mph, but there are hundreds of eggs inside your car, all hanging from strings, and if any of the eggs touch each other, your car (including occupants) undergoes mitosis, making the test twice as hard

@theycallmemo @AdrienHoodie

Think
Thank
Thunk
*thunk!*
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it makes me imagine the voice of the person reading it, like they have a lisp. maybe the voice of that bat from basil the great mouse detective

i got given this cookbook for christmas, and the incredibly annoying ligatures make it unreadable. please dont typeset your book like this
https://mastodon.social/media/Kta1YiWpF_KuFKjN8bM

crow, flying the black flag of himself

New nebula bottles. Really happy about the result o/ https://witches.town/media/WUeX4atK-HLhSzxJH4Y https://witches.town/media/QKIobJXh_St5TRYtWxY https://witches.town/media/-EOfJMzRaR2vm-OSask

my wife just read a thing that says scientists measured elephants' responses to stimulus, and the relative "same" part of their brains lit up looking at humans, as does in humans when we see puppies

Y'ALL! ELEPHANTS THINK WE'RE ADORABLE

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS INFORMATION

my partner just informed me of this:

On a single page in a 13th century Middle English manuscript the author spelled "chickens" all the following ways.

chekyns
chekens
chekynnes
chekennes
chykynnes
chykyns
chykens

Thinking of you, @jk

this time a year ago I thought it’d be impossible for 2017 to be any better than 2016

but I came out and it’s been pretty damn good because of that

me: at least 2017 can't get any weirder with only a couple weeks left
2017:

First time I've seen a sign like this outside of LGBTQ+ spaces! This is the sort of inclusiveness we need to be seeing :) Well Done Maltese Archaeology Museum!
#lgbtq+ #nonbinary #agender #trans #gender #genderidentity

I'm in love with a crow

Vore tax?