Adrienne @AdrienHoodie@witches.town

the year is 2025

the only video content not produced under the google-disney banner is horny furry commissions

wow!! Must-see!!!! brand new innovative pencil that Lays Eggs
https://mastodon.social/media/Fx-VQfAXI80JiGlcbgc

psst

hey kid

gender is fake

you can do whatever you want

"hey friend what did your true love give to you on Christmas?"
"3,680 birds"
"Ah"

Bandwidth throttling Wikipedia article edited anonymously from US Senate https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=815548411&oldid=814112596

its me!

You got me this time weather man.

SO WHAT IF THEY CALLED THEM HYPERZELDAS INSTEAD OF HYPERLINKS

If 12 of something is a "dozen" is 69 of something a "nice"

https://octodon.social/media/AjZ_A3v1-TgoRz1UEUE

https://twitter.com/sharmander_says/status/937834436602843136

you are just trans because you are transgender

Earth First: **Call for Support Against Alton Gas Salt Caverns in Canada**

"Mi’kmaq and non-Indigenous allies are actively opposing the completion of the Alton Gas project near Stewiacke, Nova Scotia, and we’re calling for your assistance."

http://earthfirstjournal.org/newswire/2017/12/05/call-for-support-against-alton-gas-salt-caverns-in-canada/

#anarchism #bot

@jk

sensible brain: this has got to be a trick question somehow, but... 50°C, I should think...?

half-brain: 100°C, duhh.

overthinking brain: well, you have to convert to Kelvin first, right? (75°C =) 348.15°K + (25°K=) 298.15 / 2 = 323.15°K = left as an exercise for the reader. <runs away>

if you pour half a glass of 75 °C water into a half-glass of 25 °C water what temperature will the mixture be

trans culture is being trans

Jojo trash :'>

@AdrienHoodie Helped Adrien with her character redesign :>

iPhone 7: give us your fingerprint
iPhone X: ok now a 3D map of your face
iPhone 12: your voice is your password
iPhone 14: lick the screen to unlock