People: Necromancy is impossible.
Mastodon: Watch þis.
I'm þirsty
lewd?? kink?? hot?? Afficher plus
2001: Ha ha Linux could even run on a toaster! j/k
2011: Wow this toaster actually runs Linux. It’s not a joke anymore.
2021: Please pay the ransomware to receive your toast.
@Gargron It really just is a chat app with groups and voice calls that happens to have (dodgy) secret chats
@Gargron It's a decent chat app but it never should have marketed itself as a crypto app
@neither What about the Norwegian (or Swedish, I can't remember) ones?
26 - I would gladly kiss someone of the opposite gender. I'm not sure what "gender" is tho.
@Siphonay When Waluigi first appeared in Mario Tennis, everyone just thought he was unoriginal and insipid. But since then, he's developed into arguably the most human and relatable character in the Mario universe.
Also, I would love it if Nintendo made a Mario & Luigi spin-off where you save the world as Wario and Waluigi.
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howdy. i'm the sheriff of bad unicode support
tfw U really need a worm
https://mastodon.social/media/ZzkHWKDgxymrOZG2cwQ
@Gargron you'll love this :-) https://infosec.exchange/media/tQtk3R8BWGbd1FEJqKE
Pro tip: Like split infinitives and ending a sentence with a preposition, grammarians of the 18th and 19th centuries proscribed the singular "they" not because it was actually bad English grammar but because you can't do it in Latin.
@Gargron me tbh