**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:24

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:24

Watching a UFO conspiracy documentary that is way too serious...

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:30

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:30

This is so absurd. It doesn't even try to prove anything, just statements...

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:33

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:33

Oh my gosh, this makes X-Files seem tame.

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:37

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:37

"humans can't be this smart"
Um, okay, bro.
"it's aliens. They're helping us in exchange for... Check out after the commercials to find out!!!"

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:38

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 04:38

OH MY GOSH, THE REASON IS THAT THEY'RE VAMPIRES AND NEED HUMAN BLOOD OH MY GOSH

**AdmiralBell** @AdmiralBell · 2017-07-27T05:06:53Z

AdmiralBell @AdmiralBell

@TipsyTentacle I knew Peter Thiel was an alien!

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 05:10

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 27 juil. 2017, 05:10

@AdmiralBell the aliens are capitalists 😎🌈

**Professional Crisis Organizer** @beadsland@mastodon.social · 27 juil. 2017, 06:09

**Professional Crisis Organizer** @beadsland@mastodon.social · 27 juil. 2017, 06:09

@TipsyTentacle @AdmiralBell Wait, I thought the aliens were the smart ones...