i know all eeveelutions are gay but lets be real with ourselves. sylveon is the gayest one
second gayest: probably umbreon, which is a lesbian
And this explains why umbreon's my favourite. :)
I love them all so much (!), but umbreon's mostly my favourite because of Pokémon Colosseum, where you start off with umbreon and espeon, and I had a playthrough as a child where I mostly focused on training umbreon over all other pokémon in the game.