@A_Staccato_Semibreve oh gosh, that's always tough, but you can do it!

Well, I'm 650 words in out of a minimum of 1500 words, which isn't exactly the best writing speed...

I'm about to start talking about Gaelic and Brittanic language history, though, so that should be a massive bolster to the word count. *Crosses fingers for good luck*